Bukkake-sharking, bukkake, sharking, "scandal", Paris Hilton, Don Imus...and seo tricks!

Oddities of the search engines: if you look for bukkake-sharking or bukkake or sharking keywords on the internet today, a post in this blog in which I show disgust at what this people do appears in the first page of results (google.com, and google.fr at least).

I dont' think these guys will be very happy to find that sermon instead of what they're looking for, but, well...life is so!

Or maybe I should put loads of porn links here to take advantage of that free traffic to this blog? ;) (If you don't know what those terms mean, don't ask. There are things that's better you don't learn...)

[thinking aloud...] But once my evil mind starts to work...
Imagine if I only wanted to draw more traffic here? I guess if I combine those with someone famous, and I create, say...Britney Spears bukkake, Paris Hilton sharking, or no....perhaps, I could do something better still: I could make a search, check the IPs and identify the country of the sarchers.
Next find out what the most searched public sexy female figure is in heir country and append thos keywords to it. For Japan, the likely result would be Eriko Sato orgy or Mayuko Iwasa in bed, or something like that. Perhaps for the chinese market -that would give me plenty of viewers (or are they still censored?)- I could simply use Zhang Ziyi porn video or similar. Although, on second thoughts, wouldn't this people search for things in their own language? After loading this post with keywords...I guess I am about to know.
If I decided to go a bit broader, maybe I could add "celebrity porn", "Shilpa Shetty naked" (who the hell is that one?), or even "Internal Revenue Service" ("IRS", I guess because it is tax time in the States), which Yahoo Buzz tells me that are all hot searches right now...ah...so many things to do, so little time!
Or what about combinig many good keywords in a single headline?

"Latest" "celebrity" "Gossip": "Yukie Nakama" has "sex" with "George Clooney" while paying "tax" at the "Internal Revenue Service". Later appears in a "hot" "porn" "video" with "Paris Hilton" and "Britney Spears" before hitting "rehab" and stealing "Brad Pitt" to "Angelina Jolie"

God, I think I'd better stop this post and get a life...

(this post is not only a regular post. It is also a partial experiment in SEO. As you see, this post contains the keywords on title, the keywords associated to a celebrity name, and the keywords on tags too. That should be powerful enough to see some interesting stats in the future about those words and confirm certain SEO notions I am working on. If you know SEO and want to know the results of this experiment, drop me a line in the comments)


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Coworking: office space prices to drop even more

Coworking: Trendirama.com style collaborating to share office space. Like the old hot-desk awful stuff withing companies, but for freelancers (most of the future workforce) or different companies sharing space. Expect office space prices to drop even more in the city centres, but increase in old warehouses that can be refurbished to accomodate this trend. A "new" real estate trend in the making...
Why going into the city centre, if I can go to my closest coworking space in my area? Of course, property prices around established co-working spaces will stand the trend down, wherever it may exist today.
It is well known that one of the biggest things stopping the expansion of the teleworking trend, was that we humans still like to work in groups, and the socialization it entails. However, I am sure we don't care if this people we socialize with are from other companies. We only want to be there, to meet new people, to flirt... and these open and shared spaces let us do just that.
Very interesting trend...
A link to a coworking blog
(those were the ramblings of an ex-real estate man. Sorry, I can't help it!)

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