Market6688.com is my favourite wholesaler

Apart from contacting you with offers through Skype (out of nowhere and when I look invisible!) and supposedly selling motorbikes worth 10000 euro for 1200 euro -I am going to order a few- they have an interesting "About us" page:

Hi friends:

We are a large wholesaler who mainly sell electrical product ,clothes ,shoes ,bags.such as digital cameras, mobile, LCD TV, Laptops Notebooks, Digital Video, Mp4, GPS, and so on. my web is http://www.market6688.com ,my msn ishttp://www.market6688.com

The quality of our products is the best, our service is perfect, and our price is the best, the speed of our shipping is very fast.

We have our own warehouse and stores, we have clients all over the world,
and we have been received very high praise from our customers.
If you have some suggestions about our products or our service, please
tell us ,and we must accept and improve ,and appreciate you very much. we hope we can cooperate happily in the long term.
Our belief: credit is the first, customers are our god.

The quality of their service is nothing less than "perfect", their prices are "the best", and I am their god and they will "appreciate me very much"! yes! When was the last time that they told you that you are their god in a shop? Take that in you arrogant westerner sellers!!
I am sold. From now on I am buying everything from these guys. Although their belief in credit before god is a bit unsettling...

They're very well protected legally too. In their "transportation" page, the first thing I found was this "Law and Copyright" paragraph. (Don't ask me why that was under "transportation") I think my English is getting worse because I didn't understand anything:

Law and Copyright This website is through authorization of website, all items are all protect by law such as discovering in other websites to appear a circumstance of appropriate my website item, pleasing in time with us of on-line staff member contact, if experience certificate belongs to actually, we will with the path of the law to it.

So I guess it is just my English. But anyway, as long as they keep calling me god, they can have my money!


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Are Gods the problem or the solution? (have a good laugh!)

God. I just couldn't stop laughing. I am not sure that I would like to ge a religion teacher today, and have to explain these kind of things to kids. But then again, if they're confused, it is because you are making them confused, so, what's the solution?
Anyway, if you want to laugh, see a lot more of these at friend.ac .
Also hilarious these ones found at Scribd.com, "they didn't study". There are so many good ones that i wouldn't know where to start from.

I was particularly impressed by this piece of literary art from Jeremy Levin (below). I would like to meet this guy. I am sure he has more interesting conversation than most adults I know. And his conversation may make more sense too. You have to really read his essay below.
As a Spanish speaker and latin person myself, I already started laughing hard when I read "El Nino is Spanish. It is the Spanish word for child. Like all things Spanish, it is dangerous" God. That was a great start, don't you think?! I didn't know we are inherently dangerous! But well, one learns something every day, they say. I also learned that:

"Warm water usually builds up. But not anymore with El Nino. El Nino moves the warm water from Australia to somewhere else, namely to other places. (...) These other places are to the east. Of the water"

Even on these small print, you have to make the effort and read it. On this essay author Jeremy Lavine also advocates for the utilization of less scientific and more God-oriented methods to fight climate change. He seems to recommend -for our future human sacrifices- to particularly pay attention to placate the acummulated but lately ignored anger of Peruvian gods. I think we should all pay attention to his words. For me, it makes more sense than many things I am hearing in the media everyday...

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