God. I just couldn't stop laughing. I am not sure that I would like to ge a religion teacher today, and have to explain these kind of things to kids. But then again, if they're confused, it is because you are making them confused, so, what's the solution?Anyway, if you want to laugh, see a lot more of these at friend.ac .
Also hilarious these ones found at Scribd.com, "they didn't study". There are so many good ones that i wouldn't know where to start from.
I was particularly impressed by this piece of literary art from Jeremy Levin (below). I would like to meet this guy. I am sure he has more interesting conversation than most adults I know. And his conversation may make more sense too. You have to really read his essay below.
As a Spanish speaker and latin person myself, I already started laughing hard when I read "El Nino is Spanish. It is the Spanish word for child. Like all things Spanish, it is dangerous" God. That was a great start, don't you think?! I didn't know we are inherently dangerous! But well, one learns something every day, they say. I also learned that:
"Warm water usually builds up. But not anymore with El Nino. El Nino moves the warm water from Australia to somewhere else, namely to other places. (...) These other places are to the east. Of the water"

Even on these small print, you have to make the effort and read it. On this essay author Jeremy Lavine also advocates for the utilization of less scientific and more God-oriented methods to fight climate change. He seems to recommend -for our future human sacrifices- to particularly pay attention to placate the acummulated but lately ignored anger of Peruvian gods. I think we should all pay attention to his words. For me, it makes more sense than many things I am hearing in the media everyday...
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