I dont' think these guys will be very happy to find that sermon instead of what they're looking for, but, well...life is so!
Or maybe I should put loads of porn links here to take advantage of that free traffic to this blog? ;) (If you don't know what those terms mean, don't ask. There are things that's better you don't learn...)
[thinking aloud...] But once my evil mind starts to work...
Imagine if I only wanted to draw more traffic here? I guess if I combine those with someone famous, and I create, say...Britney Spears bukkake, Paris Hilton sharking, or no....perhaps, I could do something better still: I could make a search, check the IPs and identify the country of the sarchers.
Next find out what the most searched public sexy female figure is in heir country and append thos keywords to it. For Japan, the likely result would be Eriko Sato orgy or Mayuko Iwasa in bed, or something like that. Perhaps for the chinese market -that would give me plenty of viewers (or are they still censored?)- I could simply use Zhang Ziyi porn video or similar. Although, on second thoughts, wouldn't this people search for things in their own language? After loading this post with keywords...I guess I am about to know.
If I decided to go a bit broader, maybe I could add "celebrity porn", "Shilpa Shetty naked" (who the hell is that one?), or even "Internal Revenue Service" ("IRS", I guess because it is tax time in the States), which Yahoo Buzz tells me that are all hot searches right now...ah...so many things to do, so little time!
Or what about combinig many good keywords in a single headline?
"Latest" "celebrity" "Gossip": "Yukie Nakama" has "sex" with "George Clooney" while paying "tax" at the "Internal Revenue Service". Later appears in a "hot" "porn" "video" with "Paris Hilton" and "Britney Spears" before hitting "rehab" and stealing "Brad Pitt" to "Angelina Jolie"
God, I think I'd better stop this post and get a life...(this post is not only a regular post. It is also a partial experiment in SEO. As you see, this post contains the keywords on title, the keywords associated to a celebrity name, and the keywords on tags too. That should be powerful enough to see some interesting stats in the future about those words and confirm certain SEO notions I am working on. If you know SEO and want to know the results of this experiment, drop me a line in the comments)
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